Yes, I now have an advice column!

Do you have problems with love, friendship, existential dread or etiquette? Online arguments that just won’t die? In a tough spot? I’m here to help. But it may not be what you want to hear.

Ask Abbott combines humor, tough love and folksy wisdom, with occasional digressions into anthropology, ancient history, current events, and whatever else I’ve been reading lately.

Questions may be edited for grammar, length and clarity.

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First column is up HERE

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